Dear J…, Dear C…f, I am writing to you and C…f, whose email I do not have, because sharing pain is another form of love. I am so sorry Hani has passed away, this bland set of words cannot express my sorrow. Part of me is gone with him, the part that he woke every […]
Monthly Archives: November 2019
About CARLA
Hello, my name is Carla and believe it or not, I am not a girl. I am not a cat either, nor a domestic animal with a girl’s name. I am an application! My creator had the puerile idea of using an acronym , (a word formed from the initials or other parts of several […]
Why we decided to develop a different application? (1)
I was being interviewed by an auditor from the Central Bank control commission. She wanted to know what was the effect of changing, without due authority, the interest rate of a factoring account on the monthly payments of the client. The lady suggested that the question would have been easy to answer if we had an audit trail […]
We built a product to meet the theoretical needs of an imaginary banker, HOW AND WHY? (1)
A few years ago, as we were developing a software application for a major wholesale and retail distributor, I made a new friend, a guy named Gordon Saris. That’s him above. (Don’t look, he is protected by copyrights; that’s why I had to remove his picture from here.) And if you are wondering if I misspelled his name, think again; I can assure you that […]
L’emprise de truc
Nous sommes tous au chômage !” cria Table, « TOUS »! C’était un sombre jour, les mots pleuraient, après avoir été, petit à petit, remplacés par un autre. C’était l’œuvre du dictateur, Truc, qui régnait sur le Dictionnaire. Madame Larousse, Monsieur Robert et son petit, se réunissaient régulièrement pour essayer de trouver une solution à ce désastre qui mettait […]
Starting a “Computer” Business
I woke up this morning while in the middle of a dream. It happens rarely. The good thing about waking up this way is that you remember the last part of the dream. Dreams, they say, reflect the subconscious thoughts of the previous day(s). I tend to disagree. Who would know what are your subconscious thoughts? They […]
Why is everybody starting with “Why”?
Why are the Virgin Atlantic stewardesses wearing red high heeled shoes? Is it to better serve the frequent flyers of the now legendary airline? It seems that even the legendary airline has lost its compass. The page referencing the high heeled shoes has gone missing! I have checked the Virgin website, I could not find it. I will […]
Ce qui est dû
A 18 ans, on m’a informé que je devais payer « ce qui était dû». Payer qui? On ne me l’a jamais dit. Et avec quoi ? Pas de réponse. « Paie ce qui est dû». Je commençais par payer ce que je devais au collège. Puis je payais mon université ; il semblait que […]
Thank God I am not called Ivan…
I am a busy executive. The bank has put me in charge of its administrative affairs. When I took the job, I imagined my day as a sequence of well-ordered steps, culminating in matter of fact decisions with clockwork precision. It is 8:30 in the morning. Monday. The weekend is behind us. Lunch was nice in the little restaurant in […]
Predatory Mood…
When Dalo, the project manager, received the call that morning, she did not expect that it would last for so long. Frida, the IT manager at the hospital, was frantic: someone has been changing the prices of prostheses in some of the invoices sent to the insurance company. How was this possible? The billing application used an […]